October 2011
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September 2011
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I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able...
– Simone de Beauvoir
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Anonymous asked: Where is the strangest place you've had sex?
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Mary, seriously. Stop having such a discerning vag. I’ve seen it -...
– that one friend that thinks everything is art
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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to...
– Jack Donaghy (30 Rock: Season 5, Ep. 7)
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my recycling bin is so revealing
- a small carton of Haagen Daazs Amaretto Almond Crunch
- a bottle of Feckin Irish Whiskey
- a bottle of Evan Williams Black Label Bourbon
- receipts for shoes and underwear
This can’t be normal.
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And....this is where I'll be today. →
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Friend: He's a doctor, sexy as fuck and is willing to fly to you to take you on a date. What the fuck could you possibly find wrong with him?
Me: He has "moaning" listed as a language on his Facebook.
Friend: ...You hate him already, don't you?
Me: YEP.
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You’re good. Get better. Stop asking for things.
– Don DraperĀ (Mad Men: Season 3, Ep. 7)
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Anonymous asked: you look fat in your picturres.
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Anonymous asked: What's the nicest thing someone has said to you?
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