May 2011
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It is spicy in the souks, and cool and colourful. The smell, always pleasant,...
– Elias Canetti: The Voices of Marrakech
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"When in Rome...do some Romans?" That's not right.
Friend G: Take condoms.
Friend M: Don’t get kidnapped…G is right, you’re a free spirit - take some condoms.
Friend R: I love you. In case you die. If you don’t die, I never said that. But I agree with your friend. Take some condoms.
What the hell, you guys? When the fuck did Morocco become the new Vegas?
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*Giggle fit*
You gonna throw up or are you gonna smile?
Here are some Jean-Ralphio bloopers from the second season of Parks and Rec. A big thank you to whoever made this video.
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I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or...
– Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)
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Anonymous asked: Give a random fact about yourself?
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For such an upbeat friendly person, you’re secretly drawn to an awful lot...
– Sylvia
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Love ridden, I’ve looked at you with the focus I gave to my birthday...
– Fiona Apple
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Anonymous asked: Put your sideboob pic back up. I want to lick it.
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The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression
“My grasp tightens and becomes acute in moments of loss: I can see the beauty of glass objects fully at the moment when they slip from my hand toward the floor.”
- Andrew Solomon
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The Quiet World
In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes more, and also to appease the mutes, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day. When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way. Late at night, I call my long distance lover,...
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TFLN: Shanita does us proud.
(949): I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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